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I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

When I wake up in the morning and am already excited to go to bed that night
When you get in a fight with someone and need to stop yourself from saying something you’ll regret
Checking myself out in the mirror after doing my make up while drunk
When I run out of wine after the liquor store closes
Drinking tequila when I’m already in a bad mood
When a couple gets engaged after cheating on each other
When I see my two best friends sharing an inside joke without me